I was going to boycott The Bachelorette this season…for many reasons. However, I kept hearing how FUNNY it has been and caved. I caught up online this past week and let me tell you, the material is RICH…RICH with hilarity. Oh, the awkward, awful, hilarious moments. I wish I could bottle it up and pour it out when I’m feeling blue~ it would make me giggle EVERY time.
When Kasey sang…good gracious. Did you not LOSE it? I have never seen anything so painfully awkward. Hysterical. Loon. If you haven’t seen it, watch THIS.
Then there’s the creepy Justin…his girlfriend calls Ali and spills the dirt. Justin skulks away…kinda funny with him in a cast trying to get away as fast as he can. What a creep. Watch HERE.
Another glaringly obvious thing is that Ali (and the bachelors) are drunk at least HALF the TIME! Not sure how anyone can make a clear decision while that intoxicated. Maybe this is the whole reason why none of the couples make it! Once they dry out, they can see the truth. Hmmm.
Nama can’t figure out what Ali sees in Frank. I’m wondering myself more and more. In last night’s show, it was revealed that he lives with his parents again.
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I read a while back that he’s going to leave because he still has feelings for his old girlfriend. Dorkus. I think he needs to be shaken. Hard. He’s messing with her head…
On a completely different note, I was extremely proud and impressed at Ali for taking control of the scooter. Not sure what I thought of Chris going so slow on that thing. She had to take over and show him how it is done! Was feeling sympathetic toward him at the end of their date, though…he just seemed so nervous. And the fact that he lost his mother in the last year and a half…he just seems so fragile. I hope she doesn’t hurt him.
So, I was NOT expecting her to send TY home and not KIRK! What the world?! Ali, have you lost your ever lovin’ mind? Did you ever have one? Good grief.
Patooie. That’s all I have to say about that.
But then…Jake & Vienna. WHOA. They came on and talked about their breakup. I know that anyone who watched the show (and those who didn’t) were NOT surprised that they are broken up already. What is surprising is the way they dished. Yowzers.
It’s no secret that Vienna was not a fan favorite with everyone, but I have to say, I liked Jake even less by the end of their show. Watching Jake and Vienna last night, I was disgusted. I cannot bear Jake. He is gross. Vienna called him out and I was cheering her on. Yes, she’s obnoxious. But Jake is unbearable.
Ew. Ew. And triple EWWW.
It’s a classic case of He Said, She Said…
I believe Vienna.
Jake can kiss my foot. I don’t want him to get one more second of screen/air/mag time.
Blech, blech, and triple BLECHHH.
I hope Vienna finds happiness. The one good thing that came out of all of this is that Jake showed his true colors.
~Insert Cyndi Lauper song here~
Steer clear, ladies, Jake gots a temper.
The other good thing is that Jake makes all the geeks on Ali’s Bachelorette look almost heroic. Almost.
OK, barely. But a little bit…
A very teensy particle of a tiny bit…