There are signs and then there are SIGNS.
Signs You Are Fried Due To Working On Taxes…
1) Your eyes are crossed and you have no idea how long they’ve been that way.
2) Your humor is null and void.
3) You look for anything as a nice distraction~ even paying bills seems FUN.
4) Your bum is numb.
5) Speaking of bums, your left cheek has a permanent indentation in the shape of your left heel.
6) You have turned every paper in the house into scratch paper…including toilet paper.
7) You see words in numbers.
8) You hear the word extension in every word, including chili. And hamburger. And ice cream. And malts.
9) You think nonstop about food (see #8) and even consider trying things you know you hate, like liver and onions.
10) You wish you could watch a Disney channel show…save me, people! Save me!
I cannot wait to be done with this torture.