I know this will be controversial, but I am willing to debate this topic if I have to…that’s how strongly I feel about it.
The most interesting material to read~without a shadow of doubt~is the Sky Mall magazine that you find in the back pocket of the seat in front of you on an airplane. Whew, that was a hard sentence to spit out. How do those stewards and stewardesses say that so quickly multiple times a day?
If you want to see what I mean, you can go to skymall.com and see for yourself, but it’s more interesting in the magazine, trust me.
Where else could you find this head rest? Man, I have needed this so many times. I’m the ultimate bobber.
In fact, I’m almost as certain as I can be~ since I was in a deep slumberous state~ that the steward on my last flight took a picture of me sleeping. I’m not kidding. I was on the last row and beyond tired. I opened my eyes and he had his phone pointed at me. When he realized I saw him, he disappeared. He probably has a blog of funny people sleeping or an instagram account set up for all the crazy things he sees. I know my mouth was hanging open. Oh dear. I really needed that ginormous head rest.
Can you imagine how funny it would be to actually see this on the plane?
Or maybe you need some portable cheeks…for those hard bleacher seats or the pew at church. Or the wooden chairs at the dining room table. If I had these buns, I’d probably take them wherever I went.
I’ve always wanted a Hot Dog Roller. I never knew I did until I saw it in the Sky Mall Magazine. It even matches all my stainless steel stuff. Who needs a bonfire anymore when you can just set this on your kitchen counter?
And THIS is intense~ check out this Soma Wave Helmet. It is supposed to give you the ultimate relaxation. Yes, please. Sky Mall says it feels like thousands of tiny fingers stimulating your scalp! I’d like to know what they have against big, chubby fingers, but I probably won’t ever really find that out…
The next time you want to make friends at your new job, take this Soma Helmet. You can take turns with euphoria in the break room.
But that’s not all…who knew it was possible to own a King Tut media storage mummy?
If you don’t have records or movies galore, you could store tablecloths in there. Or sweaters. Or outgrown clothes of your kids that you can’t part with~ I have a feeling King Tut would approve of that.
I NEVER KNEW I’d be able to buy Dumbledore’s wand!!! But yes, I can buy one and so can you! And you. And you! And YOU.
As I watch Gone with the Wind (or whatever), I will zap mosquitoes with Dumbledore’s wand. Can you imagine anything more fun than that? To top it off, I might wear the Soma Helmet at the same time…for the ultimate experience.